yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
