Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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