we have pet lesbian snakes
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My dick has a subreddit
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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