Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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