But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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