how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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