I just saw a hot homeless man
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just had sex on a roof
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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