Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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