i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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