Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
did i walk over a car last night?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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