i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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