he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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