I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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