Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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