The beer is more important than you right now.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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