Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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