if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
