my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
