ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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