Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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