So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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