And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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