I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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