how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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