Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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