I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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