I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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