dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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