i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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