can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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