all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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