worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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