I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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