Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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