dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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