Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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