i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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