Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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