why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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