No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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