so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
