she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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