Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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