I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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