I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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