question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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