is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Randomize
