i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
