So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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