I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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